Lorin Halpert

understands both the big picture and the nitty-gritty

creates efficent and practical solutions

has an unhealthy addiction to information

has been keeping it simple since 1984

spent too much time futzing with this web site

secretly enjoys music by Phil Collins, post-Genesis era

has accidently amassed an impressive rock collection

used jQuery on this site even though he's knew pure JS would be optimal

probably missed a few trivial bugs

tells it like it is, honestly.

finished this list of oddities and is repeating them all over again...